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The Maniacal Magic of Saints Row: How Saints Row: The Third Out-GTA’d GTA

How exactly did the rip-off tear a new one on the original? Hint: It’s not just with an obscenely large sex toy-turned-weapon.

22 July 2014 · Leave a comment

I Tues You: Grandpa

Things I know about my grandparents: they are old; they smell like fresh luncheon meat; they are the best grandparents anyone could ever ask.

2 July 2014 · Leave a comment

I Tues You: Realistic Kissing Simulator

Kiss me out on my exposed eyeball. Nightly, beside the green, green grass. Swing, swing, swing your leech-like tongue.

20 May 2014 · Leave a comment

I Am Delighted To Play This DotA Game

I thought they warned you not to speak with rangers.

12 May 2014 · Leave a comment

I Tues You: Electric Tortoise

Do androids dream of electric chairs?

22 April 2014

I Tues You: Fuck This Dungeon


9 April 2014 · Leave a comment

I Tues You: Super Frisco Frenzy

Get ready for rush hour.

1 April 2014 · Leave a comment

I Tues You: FOC/US

Does this make me a photographer yet?

19 March 2014 · Leave a comment

I Tues You: GRAIL

One day you’re here, one day you’re there, one day you care. You’re so unfair. Sipping from your cup till it runneth over (uh-uh) Holy Grail.

11 March 2014 · Leave a comment

ThThTh: Titanfall’s 48-gigabyte HDD footprint

That Thursday Thang: We see that the PC version of Titanfall is a great big clunker indeed.

27 February 2014 · Leave a comment


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