Joseph Berida only had one day to play the beta of the long awaited sci-fi FPS epic Destiny. Will he be purchasing the full game when it comes out on September 9?
How exactly did the rip-off tear a new one on the original? Hint: It’s not just with an obscenely large sex toy-turned-weapon.
Things I know about my grandparents: they are old; they smell like fresh luncheon meat; they are the best grandparents anyone could ever ask.
Kiss me out on my exposed eyeball. Nightly, beside the green, green grass. Swing, swing, swing your leech-like tongue.
I thought they warned you not to speak with rangers.
Do androids dream of electric chairs?
MOTHERPUNTING GOSHDARN POOPEATING GOBLINS FORK THESE SONS OF BIRCHES